I have a confession; it’s months and months since I read a classic book. PLEASE DON’T ATTACK ME.
I went through a stage of really getting into classic books; I read them in the bath, on the floor of trains, on buses and snuggled up in bed. Might have made it through half the list I promised myself I would read and then for some reason I stopped. Over the last 6 months I put down all the classics and pretty much have only been picking up crime and thriller books since.
I clicked onto Facebook this morning (#PRODUCTIVITY) and this post flashed up; How Many Of These Books Have You Lied About Reading?
I love Buzzfeed and their click-bait titles, and I thought what the hell. I ended up with this answer.
You checked 5 out of 52 on the list.
You’re not bothered about how cultured you’re perceived to be. You’re not into the
classics and don’t mind who knows that. Lying about the books you’ve read is a slippery slope that you refuse to fall down.
So, these are the books that I might have white lied about reading and to be completely honest with you, I’m not even that ashamed.
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
Gone with the wind by Margaret Mitchell
Atonement by Ian McEwan
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
I feel many readers, as like myself might have at some point said a tiny porky as to whether they’ve read someone’s favourite classic. Maybe in this situation:
Person in Love with the book: “Oh god, everyone has read Gone with the Wind! Seriously, it’s an honour to have been born in a time where it was written.”
Lizzy (awkwardly) “Oh, never read it myself – cover put me off. Think I might have heard good things but not put my mind to it yet.”
Person in Love with the book: “Well, right, bye.”
Okay, maybe not as extreme as that but it’s how I’ve felt on numerous occasions. It’s like when you meet a boy and they ask you whether you’ve heard of a certain band. Suddenly they are your favourite band despite the fact you’ve never heard of them.
“Oh, didn’t they do a secret gig in Manchester 4 years ago – yeah I was there. Wore a band tee and they picked me out from the crowd. Pretty cool tbh with you. Oh you didn’t hear of that very secret gig, well can’t call yourself much of a fan can you.”
So, I thought today we could come clean about the classic books we might have lied about reading. In the spirit of positivity let’s not get down that we never made it through Oliver Twist or that we found Pip’s journey a massive let down (Great Expectations is not a book I own up to have read – I despised it.)
PS: I just want to point out Buzzfeed it’s not that I’m not into classics. Just, I haven’t read them yet.